hotel room ftw
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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