her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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