Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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