Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
this will be a night to untag.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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