i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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