Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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