You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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