Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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