I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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