Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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