Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There r osticjed everywhere
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
