i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
