What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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