; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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