his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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