I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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