my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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