seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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