I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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