Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
jump out the window naked night went bad
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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