you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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