i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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