Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Randomize
