Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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