What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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