So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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