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(530): View more from California

1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.

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(925): View more from California

Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.

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suggestion: become a stripper.

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(713): View more from Texas

As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..

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(612): View more from Minnesota

rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Found the puke drawer

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(407): View more from Florida

Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...

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(256): View more from Alabama

sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober

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(206): View more from Washington

Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.

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