...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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