Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i think i have herpe
just one?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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