belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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