if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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