I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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