So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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