His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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