I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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