I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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