You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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