with your own penis?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She's the barista slut.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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