Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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