Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just high enough for therapy.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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