so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
