Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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