covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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