I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have aggressive nipples.
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