Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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