Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
