I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Pants are for mortals
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