I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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