ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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