i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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