I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
