The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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