id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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