she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just found puke in my bra..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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