The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
